We’ve got Stokes and Woakes
And lots of other blokes
We’ve got the ‘Beard that’s Feared’
And a bowling attack geared
To rip up your stumps
And leave you in the dumps
We’ve got hundreds galore
And Cook still wanting more
We’ve got Root in charge
And we’re gonna win large
We’ve got Jennings and Ballance
And bucket loads of talent
We’ve got Anderson and Broad
And runs on the board
We’ve got Finn to run in
And matches to win
We’ve got Bairstow to keep wicket
Whilst we’re beating you at cricket
We’ve got Rashid to deceive
And a nation that believes
We’re gonna win the Ashes
Got no time for Big Bashes
We’ll have the Ozzies under the cosh
It’s gonna be a whitewash
We’re gonna have our fill
We’re gonna win five-nil, five-nil, five-nil!
