Starting XI
Aaron Redmond (Because opening the batting with his dad would be cool!)
Rodney Redmond (Because opening the batting with his son would be cool and he scored a century in his only Test!)
Stuart Carlisle (Captain)
Ben France (Who was born in Brunei!)
Charles Coventry (Wicketkeeper and everybody’s favourite bespectacled one-innings wonder!)
Chris Jordan (Who went to school with Rihanna, which he much prefers people to talk about rather than his cricket!)
Dominic Cork
Anthony Ireland
Jon Holland
Joel Paris
Dwight Washington
12th Man
Ryan Austin
Remaining Squad Members
John Hampshire
Keith Dutch
George Cork (Because his dad’s in the team!)
Phil Newport
Hamilton and Wellington Masakadza but not Shingi!!!
Why their parents didn’t call him Auckland, Christchurch or Tauranga I don’t know!
I know, I know, Chris Jordan at six. Jordan, Cork and Ireland’s all-round abilities between them make them just about acceptable as a six, seven and eight trilogy.
Anymore for anymore…?
